Turkey Smirky
Every. Stinking. Holiday I forget how much I loathe teacher directed crafts. I know y’all love them as parents so it’s so hard for me.
This is how it goes .
Please wait you turn.
Be patient
Oh no , that’s the back. This is the front.
Please be patient.
( All the while I am cutting out identical beaks and waddles.)
Please be patient
Deep breath.
Oh , I like it. I wonder if the turkey would have more than three feathers ?
You lost an eye ? Oh man. Where did it go.
Oh I see. It’s stuck in your friends hair.
Please be patient.
Can we just go outside now ?
Yes. Put the turkeys away.
